Yay. Sunshine,
temperatures in the high twenties, long white deserted beaches, cheap fruit,
friends, family, Afrikaans, earthy humour, crazy drivers, bad service, slow
internet, chaos, crime and corruption! I can't wait!
I'm not being
facetious. I think I've become way too complacent in Japan. You see,
third-world countries …
Oh, I know I should be
politically correct and refer to them as developing countries, but to hell with
that. I need to practice blunt speech now that I'm going back. SA is a banana
republic. It just happens to be exceptionally beautiful and relatively more
efficient than other banana republics in Africa.
Anyway, you see, life
in a banana republic has its own joys: energy, vitality,
unpredictability, spontaneity, madness, laughter, creativity, warmth, no rules,
no restrictions, no manners, danger, excitement, adrenaline.
SA is not a safety
country, but it's my home, and it's good to be going back.
I haven't been to SA
for three years. I used to resent trips back home, mostly due to the expensive
airline ticket and the hideously long journey: 26 hours of economy hell, a
total of 36 hours from door to door. This time, though, I'm looking forward to
it. I haven't enjoyed a summer in South African for many years.
I will stay in a small
coastal town called Kleinmond, which is near a bigger town called Hermanus. That part of South Africa is called the Whale Coast. It's a breeding ground for the southern right whale, which makes it one
of the best whale-viewing spots in the world.
You will understand
why I don't tell random strangers in Kleinmond that I live in whale-hunting&munching
Japan. (Let me state for the record: if a species isn't endangered, I see no
reason why it can't be eaten. There's no moral distinction between killing a
dumb cow, a cute bunny and a majestic whale. Personally I eat no seafood, and
meat perhaps once a fortnight and only when dining out; but if you want to eat McDonalds or whale sashimi every day, どうぞ!)
Kleinmond is also
famous for its fynbos. The so-called Cape Floral Kingdom, the
smallest of the world's six floral kingdoms, covers only 0.5% of the area of Africa but is home to
nearly 20% of the continent’s flora.
So this time I'm
taking my big camera with me. I want to take photos of our beaches, our
flowers, our food. I won't be able to see whales – wrong season for that – but
I might be able to snap a fairly huge human. There are plenty in SA.
I'm going
to go offline this coming weekend. I won't access the web while I'm gone.
Sometimes real life is more important than the virtual world, and anyway, the
internet in SA is so slow that it turns me into a gibbering wreck within ten
minutes. That's how long it takes for Google's home page to load.
I'm also going to
disable comments before I leave, because I'm sick of the vile spam comments
I've been getting.
Totsiens, almal.
Goodbye, all. Stay warm, and talk to you again … I dunno when … I'm already on
Africa time!
I don't have good
photos of my home-home, because I've never lugged my big camera halfway around
the world, but here goes:
| The coastal road from Cape Town to Kleinmond |
| Kleinmond's beach, with Table Mountain far away in the distance |
| Table Mountain again, this time from the vineyards above Stellenbosch |
| Stellenbosch: blue sky, blue mountains |
| Also lots of vineyards and damn good wine! |
| University of Stellenbosch |
| Lanzerac, a Stellenbosch wine farm that was established in 1692 |
This map shows you where I grew up: the Western Cape of South Africa. I was born in Worcester, studied in Stellenbosch, worked in Cape Town, then lived in Johannesburg for several years and finally returned to Stellenbosch. After I moved to Japan, my oldest sister, her family and my mother moved to Kleinmond. That's where I will spend most of my holiday.
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